
Pot People pot peoplePot People by ~smokecat11
Hidden members of a secret community-
stealers of unorthodox items
~they are out there~
Hiding out back most probably in the privet bush at the end of the garden-
some...
and i will say most of the little cretins are painted bright cheerful colours-rosy red cheeks..
fishing rods posed in a threat to fish some grass.
The worst ones are the unpainted ones
- half baked -
to impatient to stick around for metallic.
I've never stumbled upon one within,
hand,
arm,
or foot distance.
i think that's why they stalk the nether regions of the yard.
i can only scratch my head and wonder to no avail.
then that's when things sta

lOcked{2HRS LEFT}lOcked by ~smokecat11
two hours is toooo long to have you,but if you insist,i will need two hours of words,so i have taken the time on the timer from when i grabbed you,to compose a written agreement,first lets start with having you in the back garden counting all the leaves on my privet bush,you will need to separate them all in a colour co-ordinated fashion,making sure you only use your toes to pick them.*
WARNING YOU ONLY HAVE A SHORT TIME TO DO THIS*
{1HR 44 MINUTES}
since it took you so long to get the job done and waste valuable grabbing time,your next task is to make snail shells for all the unlucky snails that i unlawfully kicked and destro

the foot tockerIt was about 10:00 in the morning, but not quite.the foot tocker by ~smokecat11
Time had stopped at 9:56am exactly... i knew because i had been watching for under an hour.
I didnt have any pockets, so i stored everything in my socks.
reaching down to my left ankle i rummaged about for something useful-
out i pulled.....my foot... turning it around in my hands i had no idea that it belonged to me untill i looked down to the floor and seen my stump, pissing out blood.
I looked at time again...and wondered to myself if a severed limb would do a single thing for frozen time!?
Thats when i heard it loud and clear......
-TICK-TOCK-
-TICK-TOCK-
It was time ticking away